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1). Funny Travel Photos

I always look for funny and offbeat things whenever I take a road trip.  Maybe that's because I'm a funny and offbeat guy.  I've posted funny photos from my travels around America, New Zealand, and Australia on the following pages:

• Funny Photos in the United States  (27 photos)

• Funny Photos in the Cook Islands and New Zealand  (22 photos)

• Funny Photos in Australia  (28 photos)

2). Thoughts For The Day

• If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?  

• When someone tells you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

• Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?  

• When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?  

• If people from “Poland” are called “Poles”, why aren’t people from “Holland” called “Holes”?

• Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

• How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?

• If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

• If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?

• Why do croutons come in airtight packages?  It’s just stale bread to begin with.

• If it’s true that we’re here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?