Reprint from:  News:  March 1, 2002

Surviving the Streets of Melbourne

After spending a day with the pushy kangaroos at the Grampians, I headed east and spent that night in Ballarat.  The next morning, Saturday, I continued east across Victoria and drove into Melbourne in the late morning.  Melbourne and Sydney are the largest cities in Australia, each with about 3.5 million people, and apparently have something of a rivalry.  Melbourne, I guess, thinks of itself as more refined and cultured than Sydney, while folks in Sydney, known as "Sydneysiders," think people from Melbourne ("Melbournians?") are pretentious and snooty.   It's kind of like a "New York - Boston" thing, apparently.

 

Above:  Downtown Melbourne from the Rialto Tower, the city's highest vantage point.

I’d heard a lot of good things about Melbourne, so I spent most of Saturday walking around the city, stocking up on film, and visiting a few interesting sites.  The creepiest place I visited that morning was the Old Gaol (or prison) where Ned Kelly was hung back in 1880.  Afterwards, I walked through the new shops along the Yarra River, then rode an elevator up 56 stories to the viewing deck of the Rialto Tower, the highest building in Melbourne, where I took in a great view of the city.  Yeah, Melbourne is a bit pretentious – but it’s also a pretty lively place, even on a Saturday afternoon.  I wouldn’t want to live in Melbourne, because there are too many people there for my taste.  But it’s an interesting city, nonetheless, and there was a lot going on that day.

 

As I discovered, though, driving around Melbourne can be something of a nightmare.  That's mainly due to the small trains (or "trams") which constantly run throughout the city.  Normally when you're driving, you turn right from, of course, the right lane.  In Melbourne, though, because of the trams, you turn right from the LEFT lane, which means you have to cut across several lanes of traffic in the process.  They call this maneuver the “Melbourne Hook Turn."  I just call it “screwy.”  Needless to say, I didn’t make any right turns while driving around Melbourne and, after making several left turns, I got on the freeway and headed west.

 

For some reason, I had stayed in a lot of "B" towns during the previous week, including Bega, Bright, Bendigo, and Ballarat, so I spent that night in Belmont, about an hour's drive west of Melbourne.  At US$50 a night, the motel was a rip-off but this being late on a Saturday afternoon during the holiday season, I didn’t have much of a choice since all the other motels in the area were booked solid.  At least the owners were really nice.  And I got to watch some more Winter Olympics on TV that night.

 

    

Above left:  The most beautiful building in Melbourne is the Flinders Train Station.  That's one of Melbourne's many trams in front.  

Above right:  The old and new in downtown Melbourne.  That's the Hyatt Hotel in the background.

 

       

Above left:  The Southbank area, a new development along the Yarra River.  Melbourne was pretty crowded, noisy, and a bit pretentious, but it's also interesting.

Above center:  Melbourne's creepy Old Gaol (or prison), no longer used except to empty the wallets of tourists like me.  

Above right:  The Gaol was Ned Kelly's last home (see News: March 1, 2002 - Part 1).  Here's his body-armor, which he was wearing when he was captured in 1880 after being shot 29 times (notice the dents).  Ned "hung" around in the Gaol for a while.