Reprint from:  News:  June 18, 2001

Donuts on the Dunes

I camped that night in the northern part of Zion National Park, an area that I'd never visited, and it was a very warm and pleasant evening.  The next morning I got in my truck and headed through Zion, then I drove east through the slickrock sandstone country of southern Utah.  Each time I drive through southern Utah I try to visit a few new places, and this time I visited a couple of places that I'd highly recommend:  Coral Pink Sand Dunes State Park near Kanab, and Calf Creek Falls near Boulder.

 

Above:  Coral Pink Sand Dunes State Park in southwestern Utah.

I pulled into Coral Pink Sand Dunes State Park in the early afternoon.  The dunes stretch for over 10 miles and are incredibly beautiful, especially at sunset.  The park is a bit off the beaten path but it's definitely worth a visit.  There's also a pleasant campground here with really nice showers which I savored (twice, in fact).  I made the mistake, though, of visiting the park on a Saturday afternoon when it seemed like every dune buggy and dirt bike in Utah was tearing through both the dunes and the campground.  I used to deal with dirt bikers when I was a ranger in the Colorado Rockies and sometimes got fed up with their occasionally-arrogant and inconsiderate attitudes.  Most of the dirt bikers I met in Colorado were pretty nice but a few of them had an attitude problem. 

 

As I sat there in the dunes watching the sunset, with Yamahas and Hondas zipping all around me, I figured there wasn't anything more irritating than trying to enjoy a beautiful desert while listening to the annoying sound of a noisy dirt bike.  Well, yes there was, come to think of it:  trying to enjoy a beautiful lake while listening the annoying sound of a whining jet ski.  It's a situation that recreational sociologists call as "asymmetric antipathy," where one group (i.e. me) is greatly impacted by the other but not vice-versa.

 

I don't want to sound like a cranky old dude, but I think the world would be a better place if all the jet skis and dirt bikes in the world were dumped into a giant trench and covered with a thousand feet of wet cement.  Or maybe I do want to sound like a cranky old dude!

 

Fortunately though, all the dirt bikers were asleep the next morning – with thoughts of Kawasakis dancing in their heads, I'm sure.  Not wanting to wake anyone and destroy the peace and quiet, I quietly snuck out to the silent dunes, took off my shoes and felt the cold sand squish between my toes.  After a delicious breakfast of jelly donuts and Diet Pepsi (it tasted better than it sounds), I hiked up to the highest peak in the dunes where the view was absolutely stunning.  Lesson learned:  if you visit the Coral Pink Sand Dunes, do it in the quiet morning hours.  Despite all loud ATVs and dirt bikes, though, I thought this state park was a real gem.

 

   

Above left:  Coral Pink Sand Dunes State Park is beautiful at sunset – but watch out for those dune buggies!  

Above right:  ATVs and dirt bikes zipped around the campground all afternoon and evening.

 

   

Above left:  To get some solace, I snuck out to the dunes early the next morning and ate a breakfast of donuts and Diet Pepsi (my normal traveling fare).  I had the dunes all to myself.  Afterwards, I hiked a mile to the top of the tallest dune, in the background.  Thankfully there wasn't a single dirt bike in sight.

Above right:  After leaving the park, I headed north on U.S. 89.  This is near Kanab, Utah.